let me start of by stating that i hate haters. i seem to always have a few in my life at any given moment and thats okay.  at one time or another i am sure that i have hated and for that i am sorry and wish to never do so again. with that out of the way i want to note that the following is an accountability report and not a hateful call out. okay, maybe it is. whatever the case may be it has to be done.

have you ever seen an invention that you wish the inventor would have taken the time to ask a honest friends about before making it public. well, here are two amazing patented ideas that you can see for yourself. oh, did i tell you they were patented.

patent number :: 6360693

invention :: apparatus for use as a toy by an animal, for example a dog.

idea :: (spoken in the voice of brian regan) – “i want to invent a dog toy, you can throw it, its all natural, its environmentally safe and dogs will love it. i’ll call it ‘stick’”

thank you, mr. ross, for your contribution to america.

Patent number :: 6313371

invention :: pad to be worn by a human for absorbing gas odor due to flatulence.

idea :: “i know what your thinking and don’t worry! i designed it with an adhesive strip!” – brian

actual illustration. click the pic and see the patent for yourself.

here are a few great ideas from our friends in the east

my favorite part about this next one is the illustration of post production.

"its like im actually there!"

people, thank you for thinking of creative solutions for current problems. please, for the love of all that is holy, lets at least address the repercussions that will occur in the future.

later on in life ::

broseph #1 – “hey bro, why don’t you drink milk?”

permanently disturbed kid – “no. uhhh… i don’t want to talk about it… “

dude #2 – “are you some kind of lactard?”

permanently disturbed kid – “I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE”

lets not forget the latest eye wear. yep, its a stick on.

and to end on a good note here is another great invention from the uk.

a perfect gift for the sleep walker in your family.