i have always known that (please speak aloud the following phrase in the voice of the “W“) “i am what you call a… meat-a-tarian”. however, last night i might have gone to far. with the help of the local fresh meat market i brought home 1.18 ounces of strip steak. no prep, no grill, no “long hair” salad , just pure, fresh, red, raw hulkamania beef with the side of avicado for some fiber. only condiments this man needs is some lawrys seasoning and a tall glass of water in my frozen man mug.
“what is wrong with you?” = legitimate question i get daily.
well, for starters, i’m 100% confident in my abnormality and i embrace all of my “weird” qualities. as everyone should. second, i have the spiritual gift of i.b.s. yep! and for me, highly processed/preserved foods tend to stir a storm within me. resulting in long periods of sitting on a holie white chair that makes feet go to sleep (does anyone else get the numb/asleep feet while making a local deposit?). so, i am eating more and more raw proteins like sushi and the occasional steak. bad idea? probably.
WARNING :: i wouldn’t just jump into this, i started off slow a few years back. its always a gamble. i wouldn’t be surprised one bit if tk goes “mad” in the morning.
i will post a comment within 24 hours to let you know how the “processing” goes. maybe i will post some pictures of that too!
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i love the image on the glass behind the meat. and i love you buddy
def. have experienced the numbness of legs
Glad I’m not the only one.
update :: the digest has been going flawless! no cramping or blindness as of 28 hours.
My man mug is an amazing garage find from my wife’s dad and im glad am not alone donyes!
If this is real…it bothers me a lot. For you and for me. And for everyone.
Dude that is the most insane thing i’ve ever seen
hey man! meat is good. i am exceptionally impressed with the consumption of raw steak.
i too get the “sleepy” legs from toilet sitting…